I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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