brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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