And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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