She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Randomize
