i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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