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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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