What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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