i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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