He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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