So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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