Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Im part way to drunk.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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