4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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