so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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