Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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