I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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