I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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