That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm at about main and main street
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
