It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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