Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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