Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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