Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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