Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Randomize
