i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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