We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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