she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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