Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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