Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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