dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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