I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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