You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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