He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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