You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I had to cum in my sink.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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