Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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