My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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