Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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