idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
