Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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