I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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