There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
