I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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