they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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