Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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