I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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