yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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