covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it wasn't lemon gatorade
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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