i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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