My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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