I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Randomize
