I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
