I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
