Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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